I figure it's my duty to post "propoganda" as the only mostly-conservative christian blogger guy (as far as I can tell). So enjoy. And Dodds, I'm guessing Jake is insulted by that comment considering how insulted he got by my last post, but I'm the bizzaro jakeM.

"TRYING TO HELP"
By Dennis Miller

All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war
against Iraq has got my little brain spinning like a
top. I enjoy reading opinions from both sides, but
I've detected a hint of confusion from some of you.
Maybe this can help.

As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of
the best advice anyone ever gave me. He told me
about the "KISS" method ("Keep It Simple, Stupid!").
So with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory
for those who don't quite get it. My hope is that we
can simplify things and recognize a few important
facts.

Here are ten things to consider when voicing an
opinion on this important issue:

(1) Between President Bush and Saddam Hussein ...
Hussein is the bad guy.

(2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the
right things, keep this in mind: the UN has Libya
heading the Committee on Human Rights and Iraq heading
the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your own math
here.

(3) If you use a Google or Yahoo search and type in
"French Military Victories," don't be surprised if
your computer panics at its inability to respond to
your inquiry.

(4) If your only anti-war slogan is "No War For Oil,"
hire a pit bull lawyer and sue your school district
for having allowed you to slip through the cracks and
robbing you of the minimum education that any
non-troglodyte deserves

(5) You can take this one to the bank: Saddam and bin
Laden will NOT seek UN approval before they try to
kill us.

(6) Despite common belief among some, Martin Sheen is
NOT the President. He only plays one on TV.

(7) If you are anti war and even an outright "America
Basher," to bin Laden you are still an "infidel" whom
he wants dead.

(8) Be careful: if you believe in a "vast right-wing
conspiracy," but not in the danger that Hussein poses,
the only job you may be able to get is as an Ivy
League college professor.

(9) Even multiculturalists who try to browbeat us into
believing that all cultures are equally deserving of
respect have trouble explaining the past 500 years of
Islam.

(10) Whether you are for or against military action,
our young men and women overseas are fighting to
defend our right to speak out on these issues. They
deserve our unreserved support.